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1[Social] Jokes Empty [Social] Jokes Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:08 am

Mura

Mura

Alright, I don't think it's a game, like all the other games, so... yeah. Listen:

Post a joke that you've heard before (the funniest joke if u may)

Let us enjoy

2[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:49 pm

Vedette Sol

Vedette Sol

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Sir Ian McLellan

3[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:05 pm

Linedwell Rainrex

Linedwell Rainrex

What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

4[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:35 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

What do you say when Joker laughs?

Such a Bloody Joker

5[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:59 am

Vedette Sol

Vedette Sol

What do you call a gay mega man villain?

Come on man

6[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:08 am

Linedwell Rainrex

Linedwell Rainrex

What did Sam do when he tried out for American Idol?

Samsung

7[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:14 am

Mura

Mura

What does a cannibal call a clown?

Happy Meal

8[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:29 am

Sinthoras

Sinthoras

Its green and on a fence

Paint -_-

9[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:51 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

What do you do when Ant man is small?

You crush him

10[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:03 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

What will you call a man who found an apple

Steve Jobs

11[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:29 am

Larissa

Larissa

At terrorist boot camp, trainees take suicide bombing lessons.

The instructor says: "Pay attention, I'll only demonstrate once!"

12[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:34 am

Mura

Mura

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

13[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:43 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

I was messaged that on Whats-app anyways here's my one:

When does an Werewolf come

On a full moon -_-









14[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:46 am

Mura

Mura

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new PASSWORD for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

15[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:25 am

Videns

Videns

Yo mama is like a TV.

A 5 year old could turn her on

16[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:26 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

One day the Administrator was drinking water....

Can't even the Administrator drink water, in every thing there is a joke? xD

17[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:27 am

Mura

Mura

Kicking Videns off topic, due to non-respect for older women....jk :P

Ma Joke:

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

18[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:50 pm

Larissa

Larissa

Yo mama so fat, even Jabba the Hutt says "DAAAYUM :O"

19[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:53 pm

Vedette Sol

Vedette Sol

A duck walks into bar, duck walks up to the bartender and asks "Why the long face? Just put this on my bill."

The bartender promptly beats the duck out of his bar, as he can't understand duck.

20[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:24 pm

Wally Allen

Wally Allen

^ that one gave me cancer

So two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked

21[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:41 pm

Lucifer

Lucifer

What do you say when you tell Dracula to count

Count Dracula

22[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:13 am

Mura

Mura

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

23[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:14 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

lol

24[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:15 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

What will you call a Mini sized man named Max?

Micromax

25[Social] Jokes Empty Re: [Social] Jokes Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:20 am

Lucifer

Lucifer

Child said to a pregnant lady

Child: What is in your stomach?

Lady: It's little cute baby

Child: If he was so cute why did you eat it fatso!

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