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[Social] Jokes

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1 [Social] Jokes on Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:08 am

Alright, I don't think it's a game, like all the other games, so... yeah. Listen:

Post a joke that you've heard before (the funniest joke if u may)

Let us enjoy

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2 Re: [Social] Jokes on Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:49 pm

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Sir Ian McLellan

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3 Re: [Social] Jokes on Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:05 pm

What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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4 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:35 am

What do you say when Joker laughs?

Such a Bloody Joker

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5 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:59 am

What do you call a gay mega man villain?

Come on man

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6 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:08 am

What did Sam do when he tried out for American Idol?

Samsung

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7 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:14 am

What does a cannibal call a clown?

Happy Meal

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8 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:29 am

Its green and on a fence

Paint -_-

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9 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:51 am

What do you do when Ant man is small?

You crush him

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10 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:03 am

What will you call a man who found an apple

Steve Jobs

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11 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:29 am

At terrorist boot camp, trainees take suicide bombing lessons.

The instructor says: "Pay attention, I'll only demonstrate once!"

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12 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:34 am

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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13 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:43 am

I was messaged that on Whats-app anyways here's my one:

When does an Werewolf come

On a full moon -_-









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14 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:46 am

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new PASSWORD for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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15 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:25 am

Yo mama is like a TV.

A 5 year old could turn her on


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16 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:26 am

One day the Administrator was drinking water....

Can't even the Administrator drink water, in every thing there is a joke? xD

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17 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:27 am

Kicking Videns off topic, due to non-respect for older women....jk :P

Ma Joke:

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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18 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:50 pm

Yo mama so fat, even Jabba the Hutt says "DAAAYUM :O"

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19 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:53 pm

A duck walks into bar, duck walks up to the bartender and asks "Why the long face? Just put this on my bill."

The bartender promptly beats the duck out of his bar, as he can't understand duck.

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20 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:24 pm

^ that one gave me cancer

So two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked

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21 Re: [Social] Jokes on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:41 pm

What do you say when you tell Dracula to count

Count Dracula

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22 Re: [Social] Jokes on Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:13 am

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

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23 Re: [Social] Jokes on Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:14 am

lol

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24 Re: [Social] Jokes on Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:15 am

What will you call a Mini sized man named Max?

Micromax

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25 Re: [Social] Jokes on Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:20 am

Child said to a pregnant lady

Child: What is in your stomach?

Lady: It's little cute baby

Child: If he was so cute why did you eat it fatso!

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